Personality Test

To determine YOUR personality pick the gift you’d most like to get:

1. Candy

2. Flowers

3. A sweet poem

4. Sex

5. Dinner/Dancing

6. Waffle iron

Read on to find out what type you are:

If you answered...

1. CANDY

It means that...
you are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share...
OR
you’re a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything even true love.

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If you answered...

2. FLOWERS

It means that...
you love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture...
OR
you get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.

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If you answered...

3. A SWEET POEM

It means that...
you’re a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word...
OR
you’re used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.

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If you answered...

4. SEX

It means that...
you are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful...
OR
you’re a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another.

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If you answered...

5. DINNER/DANCING

It means that...
you enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight...
OR
you’re easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.

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If you answered...

6. WAFFLE IRON

It means that...
you’re a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use...
OR
you have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances.

All clear?
Well, why don’t you share the test with your friends -  there’s nothing like getting to know each other REALLY well! ;)