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vilq Superbojownik od 25 maja 2003 | Wojnewidział
2005-01-11 13:18:18 Zgłoś
The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

  • Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim X. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

  • I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

  • I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party on Acacia Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

  • I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

  • I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

  • I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

  • I do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the same to me. I can confirm that he was on a ship berthed at Norfolk.

  • Peter X is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

  • From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney - maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

  • So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.

  • I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.


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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
bigdaddy Superbojownik od 6 marca 2003 | Koło | GG: 3977431
2005-01-11 14:34:45 Zgłoś
i'm pretty sure that mothers of these women were hamsters and their fathers smelled of rotten blueberries (specially that fatr expert )
:bigdaddy

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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
Xanthoula Superbojowniczka od 7 maja 2003 | Ottawa
2005-01-11 16:31:08 Zgłoś
Bebeh, weren't those elderberries..??

Sometimes I look at the Maury Show, he does paternity tests on his show. Some black girls make like 16 tests before they find the father of their child!

:muah :muah

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bigdaddy Superbojownik od 6 marca 2003 | Koło | GG: 3977431
2005-01-11 21:44:07 Zgłoś
gosh, you were right these were elderberries . but keep it low in case spanish inquisition listens (not that i expect them)
:smooch :smooch
:bigdaddy

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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
Xanthoula Superbojowniczka od 7 maja 2003 | Ottawa
2005-01-12 00:19:55 Zgłoś
I'm such a smart cookie, eh?
xoxo

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