Yo mama’s so ugly... III

Yo mama’s so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don’t get stolen.

Yo mama’s so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo mama’s so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

Yo mama’s so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how’d you get out so fast."

Yo mama’s so ugly, even the tide won’t come back in.

Yo mama’s so ugly, even the tide won’t take her out.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell they said "There’s nothing ordinary about it!"

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.

Yo mama’s so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama’s so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare the hump off of it.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she can’t even bare the thought of fucking herself.

Yo mama’s so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.

Yo mama’s so ugly, if she was a flavor da bitch would be oogalicious.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.

Yo mama’s so ugly, Medusa is jealous.

Yo mama’s so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!

Yo mama’s so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo mama’s so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

Yo mama’s so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup. Yeah, and you, can you say something about my??? Do not even try... :)