W pewnej firmie finansowej w USA, prezes zarządu (powiedzmy Roger Gelwob) był mocno naciskany przez managerów (powiedzmy Howarda Gordona, Nicka Greyaa może też Kurta) żeby jakoś wpłynął na zatrudnonych masowo w firmie Polaków bo oni nic tylko gadali po polsku co zaś bardzo negatywnie wpływało na niesamowity i błyskotliwy rozwój firmy. Efektem tych nacisków był ten oto list:
To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High
It has been brought to our attention by several managers and also
Officials visiting our offices that polish language is commonly used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior is violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately ad here to the following rules:
1. Words like "jebał to pies"," kurewska robota"," chuj", "kurwa" and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2.You will not say "spierdolił" when someone makes a mistake, or "pocałujcie mnie w dupe" if you see someone being reprehended, or "gówno" when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb "srać" and "jebać" are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of staff under any circumstances will be referred to as "chuj", "zajebanieć" or "pierdolony debil".
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac or olac nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as "pedał".
5. Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as "pierdoły" or "pojebane pomysły".
6. Do not say "idz się jebać" if somebody is persistent, do not add "pojeb", if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "zjebaliśmy to" (refer to item 2) nor "wyjebiemy się na tym" when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "spierdalaj na drzewo" nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial partners "kurewski dostawca" or "pierdolony DCF"!
9. Do not say "idżcie do pizdy z tym chujem" when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer "odpierdolcie się ode mnie" or "metrowy chuj ci w dupe" when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as "zajebana świnia" or "kurewski debil".
11. The normal behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as "pizda jebana"," kurewskie bydle" or "chujowy pedał".
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say "mogą sobie wsadzić to w dupe!" Please keep hard copy for your records and information.
Thank you and best regards
To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High
It has been brought to our attention by several managers and also
Officials visiting our offices that polish language is commonly used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior is violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately ad here to the following rules:
1. Words like "jebał to pies"," kurewska robota"," chuj", "kurwa" and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2.You will not say "spierdolił" when someone makes a mistake, or "pocałujcie mnie w dupe" if you see someone being reprehended, or "gówno" when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb "srać" and "jebać" are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of staff under any circumstances will be referred to as "chuj", "zajebanieć" or "pierdolony debil".
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac or olac nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as "pedał".
5. Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as "pierdoły" or "pojebane pomysły".
6. Do not say "idz się jebać" if somebody is persistent, do not add "pojeb", if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "zjebaliśmy to" (refer to item 2) nor "wyjebiemy się na tym" when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "spierdalaj na drzewo" nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial partners "kurewski dostawca" or "pierdolony DCF"!
9. Do not say "idżcie do pizdy z tym chujem" when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer "odpierdolcie się ode mnie" or "metrowy chuj ci w dupe" when your assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as "zajebana świnia" or "kurewski debil".
11. The normal behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as "pizda jebana"," kurewskie bydle" or "chujowy pedał".
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say "mogą sobie wsadzić to w dupe!" Please keep hard copy for your records and information.
Thank you and best regards
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