A 16 year old boy in Britain has won a writing competition and a 4-year scholarship to a British university.

He had to write a concise essay which dealt with four topics:
A) Religion
B) Royalty
C) Sex
D) Mystery

His prize-winning essay was:

Oh God, said the Queen, I'm pregnant! I wonder who the father is?

Read more:https://www.joe-ks.com/archives_oct2010/Concise_Essay.htm#ixzz13r71ZsRB

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Graf Jesus Maria Zenon y Los Lobos von Owtza und zu Sucha-Bez-Kicka y Muchos Gracias Zawieszona