American, Frenchman and Englishman and Pakistani all on top off Eiffel Tower. American throws a load of money over the edge. "What did you do that for?" the others ask. "We have so much money in States that I can afford that."
The Frenchman throws loads of bottles of champagne over the top. "What did you do that for?" the others ask. "We have so much champagne here that I can throw as much as i like over."
The Pakistani looks at the Englishman and says: "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!"
The Frenchman throws loads of bottles of champagne over the top. "What did you do that for?" the others ask. "We have so much champagne here that I can throw as much as i like over."
The Pakistani looks at the Englishman and says: "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!"
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life is such a chore when it's boring