Dark Sucker Theory - New Facts

For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to
believe they were in business to supply electricity to the consumer,
a service for which they charge a substantial rate. The recent
accidental acquisition of secret records from a well known power
company has led to a massive research campaign which positively
explodes several myths and exposes the massive hoax which has been
perpitrated upon the public by the power companies.

The most common hoax promoted the false concept that light bulbs
emitted light; in actuality these 'light' bulbs absorb DARK, which
is then transported back to the power generation stations via wire
networks. A more descriptive name has now been coined; the new
scientific name for the device is DARKSUCKER.

The Dark Sucker Theory (DST) proves the existence of dark and establishes the fact that dark has great mass, and further, that the dark particle (anti-photon) is
the fastest known particle in the universe. Apparently, even the
celebrated Dr. Albert Einstein did not suspect the truth...that just as
COLD is the absence of HEAT, LIGHT is actually the ABSENCE of DARK....
scientists have now proven that light does not really exist!