Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened! - Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes (at 73)
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. –Carrie Snow
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome
I try to take one drink a day - but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . . . and I'm also not blonde. - Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. - Sue Grafton
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman! - Margaret Thatcher
I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes (at 73)
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. –Carrie Snow
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome
I try to take one drink a day - but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . . . and I'm also not blonde. - Dolly Parton
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. - Sue Grafton
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman! - Margaret Thatcher
I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
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No good deed goes unpunished...