As I am bored ( and it's saturday and I'm not out 
-ing!! 
oh well happens to the best of us
) thought I will add something...
So, here are some truths about life
When I look at some of them can't help thinking 'it's so true' 
(As I'm in philosophical mood today it's gonna be rather 'life' than 'jokes')
1. No one dies a virgin - life screws us all
2. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
3. Reality is an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol
4. Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
5. You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate
6. Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching
7. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue
8. Great cheese comes from Happy Cows (hmm is there a pun intended?)
9. If you can't say it.... don't eat it
10. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair (duh...)
11. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster
12. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
13. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator
14. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat
and most of all
15.You were born an original - don't die a copy
-ing!! oh well happens to the best of us ) thought I will add something...So, here are some truths about life
When I look at some of them can't help thinking 'it's so true' (As I'm in philosophical mood today it's gonna be rather 'life' than 'jokes'
)1. No one dies a virgin - life screws us all
2. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
3. Reality is an illusion caused by a shortage of alcohol
4. Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
5. You know why God is a man? Because if God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate
6. Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching
7. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue
8. Great cheese comes from Happy Cows (hmm is there a pun intended?
)9. If you can't say it.... don't eat it
10. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair (duh...
)11. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster
12. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
13. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator
14. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat
and most of all
15.You were born an original - don't die a copy
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