with luv to our own canucklehead Xanthoula:

A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"


Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe will tip.


A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks,
"Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow, great trade."

In Canada, there are only 2 seasons - six months of winter and 6 months of poor snowmobiling

:cmok

All, but especially third one

Can I join?

A teacher of a class of grade 1 students tells her class that she is American, then she asks "Who else is American?" Every child puts up their hand except one. The teacher asks the girl "If your not American what are you?" and she replies "I am Canadian because my mommy is Canadian and my daddy is Canadian, so I am too." Slightly taken aback the teacher says "Then if your parents were both morons,would you be a moron too?" The girl thinks for a moment before saying "Nope, then I'd be American!"
(that girl reminds me of Nathalie, don't you think? )


Q: How do you get the Canadian paparazzi off your front lawn?

A: You say "Please get off my front lawn."


And one interesting fact... Did you know that Miss Canada 2004 was born in... Yugoslavia? Are they short of pretty native girls?

dunno, man gotta ask Xanthoula

Awww Guys you are so sweet haha

Seasons, eh... winter is here We already have snow and ice storms. A couple of days ago I fell on ice and cut open my palm! What a nasty cut.

All jokes: LMAO!

Listen, I gotta run... work :S
I'll be back tho, to comment on some stuff

kisses
ciao

Hi!
Talking about winter..umm where do I start! My God! We are having a huge snow storm now! It's crazy out there! They are expecting like 40cm of snow in the morning! Time to take my snow boots out plus ice grippers... As much as I know canadian winters we will end up with 2,40 cm of snow

French Candians, eh... Pepper lol. BTW Did you know, that thay don't pronunce "h", but add it to words that have no "h"! For example, my uncle's name is Ed, and his french coworker always says: Ey Hed, instead of: Hey Ed

And yes, Canada is full of ugly ugly women. I know girls that are 20 and look like 40 :S

You guys should know by now that Polish women are the most beautiful in universe We are your Polish Goddeses

No, honestly... First of all everyone is an immigrant here, so that means they were born outside of Canada ( or their parents, grandparents, whatever) and the native people always stay in reserves... and never go out! See if I were Miss Canada 2004 I'd win this World beauty Pagent :P:P:P Not that I am a beauty... but in comparison to canadian girls ... I really am


AND apart from beers we trade furs as well

Take care ppl
:cmok

Beer, furs and maple syrup

Talking about women - I knew one guy from Montreal. And his girlfriend was from... Bulgaria. IMHO ugly women is the problem of all Western culture... For example I was in Ireland a few years ago. And for the 6-7 weeks the only prett women I saw were... tourists. Actually I find Irish girls weird. Imagine you see a teenager. A teen girl, who is 80 kg and wears tight jeans and short t-shirt with belly flowing out... Awful. That's a teen girl, not a 60-years-old woman. She's expected to look nice, not like a whale... God bless Polish girls... They really are godessess. In comparison to every woman on Earth

In the "Polityka" magazine I read something suitable (translated by me):

"80-years-old Andrzej Łapicki in "Rzeczpospolita" about historical transformation of Polish woman: "In past times a Polish woman was quite plump, she had short legs, broad hips and beautiful eyes. So one was looking into her eyes - if they were pretty, the man was in seventh heaven. Now I look with admiration on those slim, tall girls. They are fantastic. Half serious I have to admit that the most beautiful achievement of the III Rzeczpospolita (the Third Republic? ) is incredible transformation of polish women."

(Question to all those english teachers reading my words - how do you translate "pół żartem, pół serio"?)

Well this is what girls look like in Canada.... they are all fat! And what is funny - they don't care about it! They wear those tights tops, jeans... belly hangin out... blah... WhenI first came to Canada I was wondering why they are so fat...the answer was so simple - FOOD. Everything here is premade, prepackaged, preheated, slow cooked... all kinds of @!#$. Those gigantic food courts full of fries, pizzas, coke, KFC. i myself gained a few pounds, and it was so easy... I'm at work, I'm hungry, I go to food court... and I eat a poutine !!! There you go - few pounds going straight to my ass!!

You will never ever find healthy food here...

TC
Your Polish Goddes Xanthoula

BTW some of my friends who are hot for me actually call me A Polish Goddes

ciao

i guess it has something to do with that few pounds round the ass

hahaha you crack me up man

I swear I'm gonna die today! It's friggin -17 today ! :O Add windchill !!! I need someone to warm me up all the time... someone to hug, so I don't freeze to death!

Any volunteers??

:hug :hug :hug :hug :cmok

Awww Daddy, you are so sweet Thank you