Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean Claud Van Damme, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, "If you were a musician, who would you be?".
Chuck Norris said, "I would be Motzart." Jean Claud Van Damme said, "I would be Bethoven." Arnold said, "I'll be Bach!"
Chuck Norris said, "I would be Motzart." Jean Claud Van Damme said, "I would be Bethoven." Arnold said, "I'll be Bach!"