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specmaniek
specmaniek - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
Poza listami przebojów, poza nagrodami w galach, są rzeczy.... które się kosmolotowi nie śniły
Kawałki, utwory, piosenki, arie, instrumentalia orgiastyczne itp. Weźcie się podzielcie czymś spoza blichtru, co każe odgryźć kierownicę i piętę wbić w pedał gazu. Nie bacząc na pasażerów, na otoczenie, śpiące dzieci... NA PEŁNEJ PIŹDZIE MA BYĆ, BO TAK!!! I oczywiście - nie wolno mieszać z kawą, bo może skończyć się demolką

Na rozgrzewkę westernowa ballada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yywGI1H_oyM&ab_channel=GhoultownOfficial

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Jako człowiek oblatany w najlepszych towarzystwach, z ukończoną szkołą tańców nowoczesnych i figurowych, zawsze robię wszystko a propos i wytrzymuję najcięższe nawet artykuła salonowego kodeksu karnego. Ale o wiele mnie kto niemożebnie podgrymasza, łobuz się robie i z samem sobą wytrzymać mnie trudno.

specmaniek
specmaniek - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaMVjrWvuM0&ab_channel=PastirskiRok

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Jako człowiek oblatany w najlepszych towarzystwach, z ukończoną szkołą tańców nowoczesnych i figurowych, zawsze robię wszystko a propos i wytrzymuję najcięższe nawet artykuła salonowego kodeksu karnego. Ale o wiele mnie kto niemożebnie podgrymasza, łobuz się robie i z samem sobą wytrzymać mnie trudno.

Cieciu
Cieciu - Bułgarski Łącznik · 1 miesiąc temu
Masz, tylko nie rozbujaj się zbytnio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEYP7DwBa-A

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"A poza tym sądzę, że należy ***** ***" Kato Starszy Folklor, legendy i historia Bułgarii. Po mojemu.

Peppone
Chodzi Ci o coś takiego?

https://joemonster.org/filmy/103001/Takiemu_fotoradar_niestraszny

Może nie za szybkie, ale kojarzy mi się nieustępliwością pancernej szarży. Bardziej dla tirowców.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmnYUCln6bQ

I do kompletu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJvWdbwZGw

I z innej bajki:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPmPfW8uGvc


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Pracuj u podstaw. Zaminuj fundamenty systemu. Wszelkie prawa do treści wrzutów zastrzeżone
Nie namawiam do łamania prawa. Namawiam do zmiany konstytucji tak, aby pewne czyny stały się legalne.

specmaniek
specmaniek - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
@Peppone ten z linka już zgrany ;) Robi robotę jak czeba! Resztę zaraz przesłucham, bo mój wewnętrzny podlasiak babkę sobie zażyczył i w kuchni zapierdzielam. A tymczasem....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzCL9uLkQSI&ab_channel=Mozafunkula

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Jako człowiek oblatany w najlepszych towarzystwach, z ukończoną szkołą tańców nowoczesnych i figurowych, zawsze robię wszystko a propos i wytrzymuję najcięższe nawet artykuła salonowego kodeksu karnego. Ale o wiele mnie kto niemożebnie podgrymasza, łobuz się robie i z samem sobą wytrzymać mnie trudno.

Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
Davian - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
https://youtu.be/iVGcRNotCAE

https://youtu.be/v-ssrpexU1o
Ostatnio edytowany: 2021-10-19 14:51:23

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pustamiska powinna być pełna. Zapamiętaj: www.pustamiska.pl

specmaniek
specmaniek - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
Piosenka do samodzielnego klaskania

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEtqo27Yd7I&ab_channel=LEYL%C4%B0NOSTALJ%C4%B0

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Jako człowiek oblatany w najlepszych towarzystwach, z ukończoną szkołą tańców nowoczesnych i figurowych, zawsze robię wszystko a propos i wytrzymuję najcięższe nawet artykuła salonowego kodeksu karnego. Ale o wiele mnie kto niemożebnie podgrymasza, łobuz się robie i z samem sobą wytrzymać mnie trudno.

specmaniek
specmaniek - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
A tu szalęstfo całkowite Cover Donny Sumer w niesamowitym wykonaniu. I skąd w tej małej istotce taki głos????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vBKI3ya-l0&ab_channel=TheBlogOfYoda63

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Jako człowiek oblatany w najlepszych towarzystwach, z ukończoną szkołą tańców nowoczesnych i figurowych, zawsze robię wszystko a propos i wytrzymuję najcięższe nawet artykuła salonowego kodeksu karnego. Ale o wiele mnie kto niemożebnie podgrymasza, łobuz się robie i z samem sobą wytrzymać mnie trudno.

specmaniek
specmaniek - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
Szanta krasnoludzka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU&ab_channel=NapalmRecords

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Jako człowiek oblatany w najlepszych towarzystwach, z ukończoną szkołą tańców nowoczesnych i figurowych, zawsze robię wszystko a propos i wytrzymuję najcięższe nawet artykuła salonowego kodeksu karnego. Ale o wiele mnie kto niemożebnie podgrymasza, łobuz się robie i z samem sobą wytrzymać mnie trudno.

specmaniek
specmaniek - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
Jadę sobie niedawno przez ospałe francuskie miasteczko. Ludzi dziwnie dużo, ale okazało się, że jakiś jarmark jest. Jadę, ludzie pokazują mnie palcamy. Łodafak?? Paliłem fajkę niedawno i się wietrzyłem. A z głośników leciało na full to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc&ab_channel=TheHU

Ożywiłem miasteczko

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Jako człowiek oblatany w najlepszych towarzystwach, z ukończoną szkołą tańców nowoczesnych i figurowych, zawsze robię wszystko a propos i wytrzymuję najcięższe nawet artykuła salonowego kodeksu karnego. Ale o wiele mnie kto niemożebnie podgrymasza, łobuz się robie i z samem sobą wytrzymać mnie trudno.

Yoop
Yoop - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
Nie mieszać z kawą, ale przede wszystkim, żadnych jajek!!!

https://youtu.be/82XqhHYwB-Q

specmaniek
specmaniek - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnwABVxcl3s&ab_channel=archiveofficial

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Jako człowiek oblatany w najlepszych towarzystwach, z ukończoną szkołą tańców nowoczesnych i figurowych, zawsze robię wszystko a propos i wytrzymuję najcięższe nawet artykuła salonowego kodeksu karnego. Ale o wiele mnie kto niemożebnie podgrymasza, łobuz się robie i z samem sobą wytrzymać mnie trudno.

Jez_z_lasu
Bez piosenki. Ale utwór. Fragment. O Artyście, którego dzieł nigdy nie zobaczę. Szkoda. Może bym nie przetrwał emocji, które potrafił zamknąć w formie.

Kadaspala.

He knew that there was power in emotion, and that it could spill out to soak the ground, to stain stone and twist wood; that it could poison children and so renew the malign cycle, generation upon generation. Such people made of their home a god’s lap, and they curled tight within its comforting, familiar confines.

Kadaspala wanted none of it, and yet he was never as immune as he would have liked: even the pronouncement that he stood outside such things was itself an illusion. He was not a believer in gods, but he had his own. They came to him in the simplest of all forms, eschewing even shape and, at times, substance itself. They came to him in a flood, with every moment — indeed, even in his sleep and the dream worlds that haunted it. They howled. They whispered. They caressed. Sometimes, they lied.

His gods were colours, but he knew them not. They bore heady emotions and before them, in moments of weakness or vulnerability, he would reel, or cry out, seeking to turn away. But their calls would bring him back, helpless, a soul on its knees. At times he could taste them, or feel their heat upon his skin. At times he could smell them, redolent with promise and quick to steal from his memories, and so claim those memories for their own. So abject had his worship become that he now saw himself in colours — the landscape of his mind, the surge and ebb of emotions, the meaningless cascades behind the lids of his eyes when shut against the outside world; he knew the blues, purples, greens and reds of his blood; he knew the flushed pink of his bones, with their carmine cores; he knew the sunset hues of his muscles, the silvered lakes and fungal mottling of his organs. He saw flowers in human skin and could smell their perfumes, or, at times, the musty readiness of desire — that yearn to touch and to feel.

The gods of colour came in lovemaking. They came in the violence of war and the butchering of animals, in the cutting down of wheat. They came in the moment of birth and in the wonder of childhood — was it not said that newborn babies saw naught but colours? They came in the muted tones of grief, in the convulsions of pain and injury and disease. They came in the fires of rage, the gelid grip of fear — and all that they touched they then stained, for all time.

There was but one place and one time when the gods of colour withdrew, vanished from the ken of mortals, and that place, that time, was death.

Kadaspala worshipped colour. It was the gift of light; and in its tones, heavy and light, faint and rich, was painted all of life.

When he thought of an insensate world, made of insensate things, he saw a world of death, a realm of incalculable loss, and that was a place to fear. Without eyes to see and without a mind to make order out of chaos, and so bring comprehension, such a world was where the gods went to die. Nothing witnessed, and so nothing renewed. Nothing seen, and so nothing found. Nothing outside, and so nothing inside.

It was midday. He rode through a forest, where on all sides the sun’s light fought its way down to the ground, touching faint here, bold there. Its gifts were brush-strokes of colour. He had a habit of subtly painting with the fingers of his right hand, making small caresses in the air — he needed no brush; he needed only his eyes and his mind and the imagination conjured in the space between them. He made shapes with deft twitches of those fingers, and then filled them with sweet colour — and each one was a prayer, an offering to his gods, proof of his love, his loyalty. If others saw the motions at the end of his right hand, they no doubt thought them twitches, some locked-in pattern of confused nerves. But the truth was, those fingers painted reality, and for all Kadaspala knew, they gave proof to all that he saw and all that existed to be seen.

He understood why death and stillness were bound together. In stillness the inside was silent. The living conversation was at an end. Fingers did not move, the world was not painted into life, and the eyes, staring unseen, had lost sight of the gods of colour. When looking upon the face of a dead person, when looking into those flat eyes, he could see the truth of his convictions.

It was midday. The sun fought its way down and the gods fluttered, dipped and filled patches of brilliance amidst gloom and shadow, and Kadaspala sat on his mule, noting in a distracted fashion the thin wisps of smoke curling round his mount’s knobby ankles, but most of his attention was upon the face, and the eyes, of the corpse laid out on the ground before him.

There had been three huts on this narrow trail. Now they were heaps of ash, muddy grey and dull white and smeared black. One of the huts had belonged to a daughter, old enough to fashion a home of her own, but if she had shared it with a husband his body was nowhere to be seen, while she was lying half out of what had probably been the doorway. The fire had eaten her lower body and swollen the rest, cooking it until the skin split and here the gods sat still, as if in shock, in slivers of lurid red and patches of peeled black. Her long hair had been thrown forward, over the top of her head. Parts of it had burned, curling into fragile white nests. The rest was motionless midnight, with hints of reflected blue, like rainbows on oil. She was, mercifully, lying face down. One rupture upon her back was different, larger, and where the others had burst outward this one pushed inward. A sword had done that.

The body directly before him, however, was that of a child. The blue of the eyes was now covered in a milky film, giving it its only depth, since all that was behind that veil was flat, like iron shields or silver coins, sealed and deprived of all promise. They were, he told himself yet again, eyes that no longer worked, and the loss of that was beyond comprehension.

He would paint this child’s face. He would paint it a thousand times. Ten thousand. He would offer the paintings as gifts to every man and every woman of the realm. And each time any one man or woman stirred awake the hearth gods of anger and hate, feeding the gaping mouth of violence and uttering pathetic lies about making things better, or right, or pure, or safe, he would give them yet another copy of this child’s face. He would spend a lifetime upon this one image, repeated in plaster on walls, on boards of sanded wood, in the threads of tapestry; glazed upon the sides of pots and carved on stones and from stone. He would make it one argument to defy every other god, every other venal emotion or dark, savage desire.

Kadaspala stared down at the child’s face. There was dirt on one cheek but otherwise the skin was clean and pure. Apart from the eyes, the only discordant detail was the angle between the head and the body, which denoted a snapped neck. And bruising upon one ankle, where the killer had gripped it when whipping the boy in the air — hard enough to separate the bones of the spine.

The gods of colour brushed lightly upon that face, in tender sorrow, in timorous disbelief. They brushed light as a mother’s tears.

The fingers of his right hand, folded over the saddle horn, made small motions, painting the boy’s face, filling the lines and planes with muted colour and shade, working round the judgement-less eyes, saving those for last. His fingers made the hair a dark smudge, because it was unimportant apart from the bits of twig, bark and leaf in it. His fingers worked, while his mind howled until the howling fell away and he heard his own calm voice.

‘Denier Child… so I call it. Yes, the likeness is undeniable — you knew him? Of course you did. You all know him. He’s what falls to the wayside in your triumphant march. Yes, I kneel now in the gutter, because the view is one of details — nothing else, just details. Do you like it?

‘ Do you like this?

‘ The gods of colour offer this without judgement. In return, it is for you to judge. This is the dialogue of our lives.

‘ Of course I speak only of craftsmanship. Would I challenge your choices, your beliefs, the way you live and the things you desire and the cost of those things? Are the lines sure? Are the colours true? What of those veils on the eyes — have you seen their likeness before? Judge only my skill, my feeble efforts in imbuing a dead thing with life using dead things — dead paints, dead brushes, dead surface, with naught but my fingers and my eyes living, together striving to capture truth.

‘ I choose to paint death, yes, and you ask why — in horror and revulsion, you ask why? I choose to paint death, my friend, because life is too hard to bear. But it’s just a face, dead paints on dead surface, and it tells nothing of how the neck snapped, or the wrongness of that angle with the body. It is, in truth, a failure.

‘ And each time I paint this boy, I fail.

‘ I fail when you turn away. I fail when you walk past. I fail when you shout at me about the beautiful things of the world, and why didn’t I paint those? I fail when you cease to care, and when you cease to care, we all fail. I fail, then, in order to welcome you to what we share.

‘ This face? This failure? It is recognition.’

There were other corpses. A man and a woman, their backs cut and stabbed as they sought to hold their bodies protectively over those children they could reach, not that it had helped, since those children had been dragged out and killed. A dog was stretched out, cut in half just above the hips, the hind limbs lying one way, the fore limbs and head the opposite way. Its eyes, too, were flat.

When travelling through the forest, Kadaspala was in the habit of leaving the main track, of finding these lesser paths that took him through small camps such as this one. He had shared meals with the quiet forest people, the Deniers, although they denied nothing of value that he could see. They lived in familiarity and in love, and wry percipience and wise humility, and they made art that took Kadaspala’s breath away.

The figurines, the masks, the beadwork — all lost in the burnt huts now.

Someone had carved a wavy line on the chest of the dead boy. It seemed that worship of the river god was a death sentence now.

He would not bury these dead. He would leave them lying where they were. Offered to the earth and the small scavengers that would take them away, bit by bit, until the fading of flesh and memory were one.

He painted with his fingers, setting in his mind where all the bodies were lying in relation to one another; and the huts and the dead dog, and how the sun’s light struggled through the smoke to make every detail scream.

Then, kicking his mule forward, he watched as the beast daintily stepped over the boy’s body, and for the briefest of moments hid every detail in shadow.

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"...Nie wiem nawet czy chcę na ziemię zejść. Tu gdzie ciężko złapać tlen oddychamy już codziennie, ej" "If nothing saves us from death, may love at least save us from life". Azathanai

mika_p
mika_p - Superbojowniczka · 1 miesiąc temu
W nawiązaniu do któregoś twojego poprzedniego wątku, te 99 balonów możesz znaleźć też po niemiecku

https://youtu.be/p-qfzH0vnOs

...w tę zaskakująco ciepłą jak na zimę noc:

https://youtu.be/1eT0zUtvQ94




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I'm a Black Magic Woman

Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
Ale że klasyka nie ma? Przy tym nawet Yariską 1.0 idziesz bokiem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

garbmisia
garbmisia - Superbojownik · 1 miesiąc temu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAO7fMcECgw

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kazdy jezyk ktory ma deklaracje i skladnie wieksza niz cztero-literowe wyrazy jest dla mnie za trudny

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