The other day I was walking past a field when I noticed 100 chickens fighting a donkey
It was a close contest but no ass can take that many cocks!!
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My wife gets everything mixed up nowadays. I get my steak well done,and my blow jobs are rare.
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3 things a woman can do better than any man.
1) Bleed for a week and not die.
2) Produce milk without eating grass.
3) Bury an 8" bone faster than a dog...
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I finally persuaded my wife to agree to a threesome with her twin sister.
Waste of fucking time, they both told me they had a fucking headache!!
It was a close contest but no ass can take that many cocks!!
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My wife gets everything mixed up nowadays. I get my steak well done,and my blow jobs are rare.
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3 things a woman can do better than any man.
1) Bleed for a week and not die.
2) Produce milk without eating grass.
3) Bury an 8" bone faster than a dog...
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I finally persuaded my wife to agree to a threesome with her twin sister.
Waste of fucking time, they both told me they had a fucking headache!!