A couple of months ago my company released a new product. We launched a new cologne for men called: HUMMER.
(To those who don't know ... A hummer is another word for a bj
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Neways, They gave me a yellow t-shirt with a big ass "HUMMER Like nothing else" written across my boobies
I also got a Hummer hat.
Guys were giving me dirty looks ALL the time... I had some guys asking me:
- "Can I get a Hummer sample from you?"
- "How much do you charge for a large Hummer?"
Some guys said: Nice shirt... or : Where can I get a hummer, umm I mean a hat like this.
I felf like a slut but I think it's hillarious
P.S.
I also had the latest 2005 Hummer truck to work with
Pictures anyone?