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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
bigdaddy - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
hi there. some time ago i posted the name of the driving school - Fart, whose boss' name was Boner. also mentioned juice brand named black dick, and on "meaty" sb mentioned beer "długo warzone", which makes you think about it after a few hours of playing Warhammer. Anyway, has anyone heard about any more local coincidents?

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Quixote
quixote - Moderator Moderatorów · przed dinozaurami
Bigdaddy, remember we've got some new arrivals in the phorum, and they don't speak Polish. Let's try to back-translate if we introduce Polish stuff, ok?

Anyway, from the top of my head... not the same genre, but every time I see:


an "I" and an "L" seem to disappear

Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
bigdaddy - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
ohmygosh you sick pervert. i'll never clean my toilet again
p.s. this post is mostly for polish guys or english speaking ppl living in poland, but i'll burry that in mind

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Quixote
quixote - Moderator Moderatorów · przed dinozaurami
That's true, but this situation is likely to change. CDD is the first of non-poles that I've invited to participate. More are coming.

Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
bigdaddy - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
ok. gotcha. anyway there's this barber in our town called Oliver (suposedly his name) who designed his logo as a huge O with LIVER inside it

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Xanthoula - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
A couple of months ago my company released a new product. We launched a new cologne for men called: HUMMER.

(To those who don't know ... A hummer is another word for a bj ;))

Neways, They gave me a yellow t-shirt with a big ass "HUMMER Like nothing else" written across my boobies I also got a Hummer hat.

Guys were giving me dirty looks ALL the time... I had some guys asking me:
- "Can I get a Hummer sample from you?"
- "How much do you charge for a large Hummer?"

Some guys said: Nice shirt... or : Where can I get a hummer, umm I mean a hat like this.

I felf like a slut but I think it's hillarious ;)

P.S.
I also had the latest 2005 Hummer truck to work with Pictures anyone?

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