To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
office in Poland that offensive language is commonly used by our
polish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our
policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and
staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1.. Words like jebał pies, kurewskie życie, chuj and other such
expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2.. You will not say jebać when someone makes a mistake, or pocałujcie mnie w dupę if you see someone being reprehended, or gówno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb srać and jebać are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
circumstances will be referred to as zajebaniec or debil.
4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srać nor will
persons who lack initiative be referred to as chuj.
5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
referred to as pierdoły.
6.. Do not say idź się jebać if somebody is persistent; do not
add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say zjebaliśmy to (refer to item 2) nor
wyjebiemy się na tym when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say pocałuj mnie w dupę nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?"
with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners kurewski dostawca.
9.. Do not say idźcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrowy chuj ci w dupę when your assistance is required.
10.. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana świnia
or kurewski debil.
11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms
such as kurewskie bydle or chujowy pedał.
12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say
mogę sobie tym podetrzeć tyłek! Just keep it clean and dispose of it
properly.
Thank you.
Subject: Improper Language Usage
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
office in Poland that offensive language is commonly used by our
polish speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our
policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and
staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1.. Words like jebał pies, kurewskie życie, chuj and other such
expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2.. You will not say jebać when someone makes a mistake, or pocałujcie mnie w dupę if you see someone being reprehended, or gówno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb srać and jebać are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
circumstances will be referred to as zajebaniec or debil.
4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srać nor will
persons who lack initiative be referred to as chuj.
5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be
referred to as pierdoły.
6.. Do not say idź się jebać if somebody is persistent; do not
add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
Furthermore, you must not say zjebaliśmy to (refer to item 2) nor
wyjebiemy się na tym when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say pocałuj mnie w dupę nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?"
with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners kurewski dostawca.
9.. Do not say idźcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrowy chuj ci w dupę when your assistance is required.
10.. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana świnia
or kurewski debil.
11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms
such as kurewskie bydle or chujowy pedał.
12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say
mogę sobie tym podetrzeć tyłek! Just keep it clean and dispose of it
properly.
Thank you.