Two Irish men meet in a bar. A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why, of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Oh, nothing much," replies the bartender.
"The O'Malley twins are drunk again."

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Two drunken Irishmen, the O'Malleys [if you've been following] coming
home, stumbled up the country road in the dark.

"Faith, Mike, we've stumbled into the graveyard and here's the stone
of a man lived to the age of 103!"

"Glory be, Patrick and was it anybody we knew?"
"No, 'twas someone named 'Miles from Dublin'!"

piekne ! i jakie świeżutkie !

Jasne, że śliczne. A dodatkowe punkty można zebrać jak się jeszcze przetłumaczy... to akurat jest przetłumaczalne

niechce przerywać sielanki, ale ten pierwszy chyba był ale po polsku, bynajmniej b.podobny

jasne że jest, ale:
(do wyboru)
a. za mało wyp..
b. za dużo wyp..
c. niech się inni wykażą
d. niech się bambus języków uczy... niech się k*** uczy...