A crusty old man walks into a bank and shouts to the
woman teller
"I WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING CHEQUING ACCOUNT"!
The astounded woman replies,
"I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you,
What did you say?"
"LISTEN UP,YOU @!#$!, I SAID I WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING
CHEQUING ACCOUNT NOW"!
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the manager
to inform him
of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does
not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the
old geezer
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"THERE IS NO FUCKING PROBLEM" the man says "I JUST WON 16
MILLION BUCKS
IN THE LOTTO AND I JUST WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING CHEQUING
ACCOUNT IN THIS FUCKING BANK"!
"I see," says the manager, "and is this fucking fat bitch
giving you a hard time?"
woman teller
"I WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING CHEQUING ACCOUNT"!
The astounded woman replies,
"I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you,
What did you say?"
"LISTEN UP,YOU @!#$!, I SAID I WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING
CHEQUING ACCOUNT NOW"!
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the manager
to inform him
of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does
not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the
old geezer
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"THERE IS NO FUCKING PROBLEM" the man says "I JUST WON 16
MILLION BUCKS
IN THE LOTTO AND I JUST WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING CHEQUING
ACCOUNT IN THIS FUCKING BANK"!
"I see," says the manager, "and is this fucking fat bitch
giving you a hard time?"