Szukałem w sieci i znalazłem takie coś. Może mało śmieszne, ale od razu mi się skojarzyło
. Panda to dla Ciebie:
This panda walks into a bar. He sits down at a table. A waiter comes, and the panda orders his food, and eats it. Then, he pulls out a gun and blows the brains out of the waiter. Then he gets up and is about to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey, you just shot my waiter! Where do you think you're going?" And the panda says, "I'm
a panda! Look it up!" So the bartender looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It reads: "Fur-bearing mammal, lives in Australia.
EATS NUTS AND LEAVES."
Pzdrwm
. Panda to dla Ciebie:This panda walks into a bar. He sits down at a table. A waiter comes, and the panda orders his food, and eats it. Then, he pulls out a gun and blows the brains out of the waiter. Then he gets up and is about to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey, you just shot my waiter! Where do you think you're going?" And the panda says, "I'm
a panda! Look it up!" So the bartender looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It reads: "Fur-bearing mammal, lives in Australia.
EATS NUTS AND LEAVES."
Pzdrwm
