Chciał się gościu pozbyć kota,wywiózł go kilka ulic dalej.
Gdy wrócił do domu kot już tam był.
Wywiózł go dziesięć ulic dalej, po powrocie widzi kota w domu.
Wywiózł go jeszcze raz, krąży ulicami w prawo w lewo i
tak aż na drugi koniec miasta.
Dzwoni do domu i pyta się żony:
-Jest kot?
-Jest-odpowiada żona.
-Daj go do telefonu bo nie mogę trafic do domu...
President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and
he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion
related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers,
- "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street
and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."
- "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand:
- "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
- "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call
a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room.
- "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says:
- "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."
- Fantastic!, exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
- "Well", says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it
certainly wouldn't be a great loss."
Dlaczego polskie noworodki dostają dwa klapsy ?
.
.
.
Pierwszy jak zwykle, drugi żeby oddał położnej zegarek...
Niewidomy (wiadomo: biała laska, ciemne okulary, pies-przewodnik) wszedł do sklepu i zaczyna wywijać nad głową smyczą (z psem na końcu, ma się rozumieć).
Podchodzi do niego kierownik sklepu:
- Panie! cóż pan wyprawiasz?!!
- A nic, tylko się rozglądam...
Witam syćkich!
Gdy wrócił do domu kot już tam był.
Wywiózł go dziesięć ulic dalej, po powrocie widzi kota w domu.
Wywiózł go jeszcze raz, krąży ulicami w prawo w lewo i
tak aż na drugi koniec miasta.
Dzwoni do domu i pyta się żony:
-Jest kot?
-Jest-odpowiada żona.
-Daj go do telefonu bo nie mogę trafic do domu...
President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and
he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion
related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers,
- "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street
and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."
- "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand:
- "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
- "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call
a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room.
- "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says:
- "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."
- Fantastic!, exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
- "Well", says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it
certainly wouldn't be a great loss."
Dlaczego polskie noworodki dostają dwa klapsy ?
.
.
.
Pierwszy jak zwykle, drugi żeby oddał położnej zegarek...
Niewidomy (wiadomo: biała laska, ciemne okulary, pies-przewodnik) wszedł do sklepu i zaczyna wywijać nad głową smyczą (z psem na końcu, ma się rozumieć).
Podchodzi do niego kierownik sklepu:
- Panie! cóż pan wyprawiasz?!!
- A nic, tylko się rozglądam...
Witam syćkich!
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Śmierć samobójcom...
, aleś mnie ostudził noworodkiem...
