Polacy w pracy za granicą
W pewnej firmie finansowej, prezes zarzadu byl mocno naciskany
przez managerow zeby jakos wplynal na zatrudnionych masowo w
firmie Polakow (cheap polish people) bo oni nic tylko gadali po
polsku co zas bardzo negatywnie wplywalo na niesamowity i
blyskotliwy rozwoj firmy.
Efektem tych naciskow byl ten oto list:
To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High
It has been brought to our attention by several managers and
also officials visiting our offices that polish language is
commonly used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior is
violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to
both visitors and staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like jebal to pies, kurewska robota, chuj, kurwa and
other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for
emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion
may become.
2.You will not say spierdolil when someone makes a mistake, or pocalujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended, or
gowno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
derivations of the verb srac and jebac are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member
of staff under any circumstances will be referred to as chuj,
zajebaniec or pierdolony debil.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac or
olac nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as
pedal.
5. Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred
to as pierdoly or pojebane pomysly.
6. Do not say idz sie jebac if somebody is persistent, do not
add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say zjebalily to (refer to item 2)
nor wyjebiemy sie na tym when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say spierdalaj na drzewo nor should you ever substitute "May I help
you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial partners kurewski dostawca or pierdolony DCF!
9. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant
project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer
odpierdolcie sie ode mnie or metrowy chuj ci w dupe when your
assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana swinia or kurewski debil.
11. The normal behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in
terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy pedal.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not
say moga sobie wsadzic to w dupe!
Please keep hard copy for your records and information.
Thank you and best regards
przez managerow zeby jakos wplynal na zatrudnionych masowo w
firmie Polakow (cheap polish people) bo oni nic tylko gadali po
polsku co zas bardzo negatywnie wplywalo na niesamowity i
blyskotliwy rozwoj firmy.
Efektem tych naciskow byl ten oto list:
To: All Polish Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage
Importance: High
It has been brought to our attention by several managers and
also officials visiting our offices that polish language is
commonly used by our polish speaking staff. Such behavior is
violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to
both visitors and staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like jebal to pies, kurewska robota, chuj, kurwa and
other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for
emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion
may become.
2.You will not say spierdolil when someone makes a mistake, or pocalujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended, or
gowno when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
derivations of the verb srac and jebac are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.
3. No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member
of staff under any circumstances will be referred to as chuj,
zajebaniec or pierdolony debil.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac or
olac nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as
pedal.
5. Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred
to as pierdoly or pojebane pomysly.
6. Do not say idz sie jebac if somebody is persistent, do not
add pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say zjebalily to (refer to item 2)
nor wyjebiemy sie na tym when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say spierdalaj na drzewo nor should you ever substitute "May I help
you?" with "Czego kurwa chcesz!?".
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial partners kurewski dostawca or pierdolony DCF!
9. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant
project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer
odpierdolcie sie ode mnie or metrowy chuj ci w dupe when your
assistance is required.
10. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana swinia or kurewski debil.
11. The normal behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in
terms such as pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy pedal.
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not
say moga sobie wsadzic to w dupe!
Please keep hard copy for your records and information.
Thank you and best regards
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Zawsze czujny!
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