Się uczę angielskiego to tłumaczenia nie będzie
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.
When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ''I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.''
a tattletale - plotkara
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Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
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How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
(wiem, wiem podobny do tego z "odwróć kartkę" ale tej wersji nie znałem)
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A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345.
plate - tablica rejestracyjna
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.
When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ''I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.''
a tattletale - plotkara
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Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.
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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
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How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
(wiem, wiem podobny do tego z "odwróć kartkę" ale tej wersji nie znałem)
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A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345.
plate - tablica rejestracyjna