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([SA]HatfulOfHollow) i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
(erno) hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
(Donut[AFK]) HEY EURAKARTE
(Donut[AFK]) INSULT
(Eurakarte) RETORT
(Donut[AFK]) COUNTER-RETORT
(Eurakarte) QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
(Donut[AFK]) SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE @!#$ UP
(Eurakarte) NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
(Donut[AFK]) RIPOSTE
(Donut[AFK]) ADDON RIPOSTE
(Eurakarte) COUNTER-RIPOSTE
(Donut[AFK]) COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
(Eurakarte) NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
(Miles_Prower) RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
(Eurakarte) WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
(Miles_Prower) ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
(tatclass) YOU ALL SUCK DICK
(tatclass) er.
(tatclass) hi.
(andy\code) A common typo.
(tatclass) the keys are like right next to each other.
t0rbad) so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder) i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder) WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder) IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder) AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder) NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder) NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder) IN FACT
BlackAdder) IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder) I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder) SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad) so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError) right
heartless) Right.
r3v) right
(xterm) The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an @!#$ -
(ab) HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
(AgentSmith) It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
(AgentSmith) One of these...has a future.
(Randerson) LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
(AgentSmith) How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
(Zanthis(ALE)) AFK, tornado
(Beeth) Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
(honx) well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
(kow`) "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
(SpaceRain) That's only 2 types of people, kow.
(SpaceRain) STUPID
(mage) what should I give sister for unzipping?
(Kevyn) Um. Ten bucks?
(mage) no I mean like, WinZip?
(BombScare) i beat the internet
(BombScare) the end guy is hard
(superwoman) I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
(GrandCow) HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
(superwoman) DANNY?!?!?!
(GrandCow) MOM?!?!?!?!
(glome) Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
(content) glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
(glome) Who me?!
(content) Yes you!
(glome) Couldn't be!
(content) Then WHO?!!
(glome) Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (@!#$ you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
(studdud) what the @!#$ is “wtf” ?
(blazemore) LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
(FlipTopBx) is it modded?
(wolf) 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
(wolf) 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
(wolf) 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
(wolf) 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
(wolf) 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
(wolf) I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
(wolf) Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
(Night-hen-gayle) I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
(Hiroe) he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
(Hiroe) like, HUGE costume
(Hiroe) 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
(Hiroe) at some anime con in california
(Hiroe) they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
(Hiroe) he's riding the elevator down to the con space
(Hiroe) doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
(Hiroe) he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
(DaZE) at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what sucks?
(TheXPhial) vaccuums
(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
(TheXPhial) black holes
(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
(TheXPhial) lava?
(Charlesowns) Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
(Charlesowns) man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
(Jeedo) hey baby, whats up?
(Indidge) umm....nothing?
(Jeedo) So....want me to like come over today so we can @!#$?
(Indidge) Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
(Jeedo) Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
(NES) lol
(NES) I download something from Napster
(NES) And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
(NES) I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
(NES) "getting my song back fucker"
(h|tler) HOW THE @!#$ CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
(+kritical) christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
(+Christin1) how do i do that
(Raize) can you guys see what I type?
(vecna) no, raize
(Raize) How do I set it up so you can see it?
(Sui88) 67% of girls are stupid
(V-girl) i belong with the other 13%
(Mikkel) If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
(Celestya) i dont think so
(Mikkel) Wanna go camping?
* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
(dregan) Oh @!#$.
(blazemore) omg i love this song
(blazemore) Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
(Javi) blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
(@Logan) I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
(@Logan) I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
(reuben) somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
(reuben) i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
(cristobal) why don't you put ice on the stairs
(cristobal) and heat up the door knob
(cristobal) and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
(cristobal) then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
(Paradox) So, guys, I have some news.
(Paradox) I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
(Paradox) I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
(Paradox) Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
(volsung_)
(Paradox) They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
(volsung_) Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
(Paradox) I'm not sure.
(volsung_) I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
(Paradox) Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.
(orion`-`-) what the @!#$
(orion`-`-) i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
(orion`-`-) brbrb
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) @!#$ you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
([SA]HatfulOfHollow) i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
(erno) hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
(Donut[AFK]) HEY EURAKARTE
(Donut[AFK]) INSULT
(Eurakarte) RETORT
(Donut[AFK]) COUNTER-RETORT
(Eurakarte) QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
(Donut[AFK]) SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE @!#$ UP
(Eurakarte) NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
(Donut[AFK]) RIPOSTE
(Donut[AFK]) ADDON RIPOSTE
(Eurakarte) COUNTER-RIPOSTE
(Donut[AFK]) COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
(Eurakarte) NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
(Miles_Prower) RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
(Eurakarte) WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
(Miles_Prower) ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
(tatclass) YOU ALL SUCK DICK
(tatclass) er.
(tatclass) hi.
(andy\code) A common typo.
(tatclass) the keys are like right next to each other.
t0rbad) so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder) i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder) WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder) IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder) AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder) NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder) NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder) IN FACT
BlackAdder) IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder) I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder) SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad) so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError) right
heartless) Right.
r3v) right
(xterm) The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an @!#$ -
(ab) HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
(AgentSmith) It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
(AgentSmith) One of these...has a future.
(Randerson) LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
(AgentSmith) How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
(Zanthis(ALE)) AFK, tornado
(Beeth) Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
(honx) well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
(kow`) "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
(SpaceRain) That's only 2 types of people, kow.
(SpaceRain) STUPID
(mage) what should I give sister for unzipping?
(Kevyn) Um. Ten bucks?
(mage) no I mean like, WinZip?
(BombScare) i beat the internet
(BombScare) the end guy is hard
(superwoman) I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
(GrandCow) HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
(superwoman) DANNY?!?!?!
(GrandCow) MOM?!?!?!?!
(glome) Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
(content) glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
(glome) Who me?!
(content) Yes you!
(glome) Couldn't be!
(content) Then WHO?!!
(glome) Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (@!#$ you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
(studdud) what the @!#$ is “wtf” ?
(blazemore) LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
(FlipTopBx) is it modded?
(wolf) 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
(wolf) 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
(wolf) 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
(wolf) 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
(wolf) 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
(wolf) I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
(wolf) Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
(Night-hen-gayle) I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
(Hiroe) he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
(Hiroe) like, HUGE costume
(Hiroe) 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
(Hiroe) at some anime con in california
(Hiroe) they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
(Hiroe) he's riding the elevator down to the con space
(Hiroe) doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
(Hiroe) he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
(DaZE) at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what sucks?
(TheXPhial) vaccuums
(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
(TheXPhial) black holes
(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
(TheXPhial) lava?
(Charlesowns) Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
(Charlesowns) man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
(Jeedo) hey baby, whats up?
(Indidge) umm....nothing?
(Jeedo) So....want me to like come over today so we can @!#$?
(Indidge) Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
(Jeedo) Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
(NES) lol
(NES) I download something from Napster
(NES) And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
(NES) I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
(NES) "getting my song back fucker"
(h|tler) HOW THE @!#$ CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
(+kritical) christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
(+Christin1) how do i do that
(Raize) can you guys see what I type?
(vecna) no, raize
(Raize) How do I set it up so you can see it?
(Sui88) 67% of girls are stupid
(V-girl) i belong with the other 13%
(Mikkel) If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
(Celestya) i dont think so
(Mikkel) Wanna go camping?
* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
(dregan) Oh @!#$.
(blazemore) omg i love this song
(blazemore) Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
(Javi) blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
(@Logan) I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
(@Logan) I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
(reuben) somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
(reuben) i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
(cristobal) why don't you put ice on the stairs
(cristobal) and heat up the door knob
(cristobal) and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
(cristobal) then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....
(Paradox) So, guys, I have some news.
(Paradox) I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
(Paradox) I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
(Paradox) Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
(volsung_)
(Paradox) They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
(volsung_) Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
(Paradox) I'm not sure.
(volsung_) I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
(Paradox) Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.
(orion`-`-) what the @!#$
(orion`-`-) i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
(orion`-`-) brbrb
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) @!#$ you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
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