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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
drapak Bojownik od 25 czerwca 2003 | Gdynia
2004-06-13 20:06:20 Zgłoś
This is an internal memo to all staff in the office of ... (censored)
from their senior partners sent out in October 2002
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office
in Poland that offensive language is commonly used by our polish speaking
staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1.. Words like jebał pies, kurewskie życie, chuj and other such expressions
will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how
heated a discussion may become.

2.. You will not say jebać when someone makes a mistake, or pocałujcie mnie w
dupę if you see someone being reprehended, or gówno when a major mistake has
been made. All forms and derivations of the verb srać and jebać are utterly
inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3.. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances
will be referred to as chujek, chuj, zajebaniec or debil.

4.. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srać nor will persons who
lack initiative be referred to as chuj.

5.. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to
as pierdoły.

6.. Do not say idź się jebać if somebody is persistent; do not add pojeb, if a
colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say
zjebaliśmy to (refer to item 2)
nor wyjebiemy się na tym when a matter becomes excessively
complicated.

7.. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say pocałuj mnie w
dupę nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with "Czego kurwa
chcesz!?".

8.. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
partners kurewski dostawca.

9.. Do not say idźcie do pizdy z tym chujem when a relevant project is
presented to you, nor should you ever answer metrowy chuj ci
w dupę when your assistance is required.

10.. You should never call partner representatives as zajebana świnia or
kurewski debil.

11.. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as
pizda jebana, kurewskie bydle or chujowy pedał.

12.. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say mogę sobie
tym podetrzeć tyłek! Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

Thank you."

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Milky
Milky Superbojownik od 2 czerwca 2002 | Z browarem w ręce witam Cię przybyszu.
2004-06-13 23:20:33 Zgłoś
Ohhh.. Haven't seen it for quite a long time
Anyway, :

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