We are all worms, But I do believe that I am a glow worm.”
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
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All I can say is that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
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In war, it does not matter who is right, but who is left.
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Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
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A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
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There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.
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You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
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Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.
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Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others
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