Q: What's a Mexican's favorite bookstore?
A: Borders
Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
A: Cross Country
Q: Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
A: Because it says no tres passing.
Q: What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
A: Cuatro cinco
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: How do you keep a Mexican from stealing?
A: Put everything on the top shelf.
And lastly,
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan
Q: Why were there only two thousand Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo?
A: Because they only had two trucks.
Q:Why don't you play Uno with Mexicans?
A:They take all the green cards.
Q: Why did God NOT have Jesus in Mexico?
A: He couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto
Q. What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?
A. Jesus doesn't have a tattoo of a Mexican on his arm.
Q: What do you call a Mexican without a car?
A: Carlos
Q: What do you call a Mexican hitchhiker?
A: El Paso
Q:Have you heard of a mexican train robber?
A: He had loco motives.

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