What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Q: Did you hear about that mathematician with constipation? A: He worked it out with a pencil.
How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
What do a nigger and a bicycle have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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life is such a chore when it's boring