Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Rohypnol is cheaper,
Than dinner for two.
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Ikea has warned that some of its childrens' beds are unsafe. Specifically, the ones they sold to Catholic boarding schools.
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Stevie wonder walks into a bar... Then into a chair... And then into a table. Before finally sitting down on the plunger in the bathroom
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My server's been down for well over an hour. Next time she'll have my dinner ready when I come in.
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The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
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I saw a woman with half her clothes ripped off and crying down an alley way. Obviously I went over to help. Myself.
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My transvestite friend never looks good in a mini skirt... I have to admire his balls for trying though.
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"Indian submarine sinks." I think they've left a T out of that headline haven't they?
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There's a film about Supergirl going to be made. The advertising strapline for it will go: - "Is it a bird?" - "Yep"
Violets are blue,
Rohypnol is cheaper,
Than dinner for two.
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Ikea has warned that some of its childrens' beds are unsafe. Specifically, the ones they sold to Catholic boarding schools.
---
Stevie wonder walks into a bar... Then into a chair... And then into a table. Before finally sitting down on the plunger in the bathroom
---
My server's been down for well over an hour. Next time she'll have my dinner ready when I come in.
---
The Pink Panther's To Do list:
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo
---
I saw a woman with half her clothes ripped off and crying down an alley way. Obviously I went over to help. Myself.
---
My transvestite friend never looks good in a mini skirt... I have to admire his balls for trying though.
---
"Indian submarine sinks." I think they've left a T out of that headline haven't they?
---
There's a film about Supergirl going to be made. The advertising strapline for it will go: - "Is it a bird?" - "Yep"
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All that's left are me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers.
