Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.
A. 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs?
A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.
