Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?
So the cops can find the handles.
How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
Turn off the carousel
What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?
Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?
No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name.
Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's yours?"
What does a polish girl do after she sucks cock?
Spits out the feathers.
How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?
12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replied, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.
By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replied, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
How do you confuse a Polak?
Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.
So the cops can find the handles.
How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
Turn off the carousel
What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you?
Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used?
No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name.
Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's yours?"
What does a polish girl do after she sucks cock?
Spits out the feathers.
How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?
12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replied, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.
By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replied, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
How do you confuse a Polak?
Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.
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