Three labradors,retrievers -- one brown, one yellow, and one black were sitting in the waiting
room at the vet's Surgery when they struck up a conversation.

The black
lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"
The brown lab
replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything -- the sofa the curtains, the
cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of
my owner's bed."

The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon it'll
calm me down."

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked,
"Why are you here?"

The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under
fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside
I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big
hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the
black lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." The dejected yellow
lab said.

The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why
are you here?"

"I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump the cat, a
pillow, the table, postboxes, what ever. I just want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry
her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started
humping away."

The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and
said, "So, nuts off for you too, huh?"
The black lab said, "No, I'm here to
get my nails clipped."

He did it doggie style

Nice one
I used to work for this guy and he had golden retriver bitch.
He comes to work one day all scratched up: arms, face, neck.
"What the hell happened Boss?"
" Er, nothing relly - just the bitch sratched me"
Needless to say we thought about the Mrs.

p.s. he went swimming in the sea with "his girl" and the bitch got overexcited of the waves apparently - or so he said