Jack Bauer, "24's" ass-kicking agent in the Counterterrorism Unit, is the most formidably sexy figure on television. The show chronicles an hour of one fun-filled day of terrorism per episode to complete a 24-hour season, during which Jack cheats death, saves the day, gets the girl and drives through Los Angeles faster than any person in history.
Everyone loves a super agent. Indeed, no mere mortal could have survived one plane crash, two exposures to nerve gas, a nuclear bomb and three car crashes while saving the world four times in 93 hours.
Further inspection of the agent's daily routine confirms his superhuman status. Jack Bauer doesn't need sleep. He doesn't require food or drink either, which means he never needs to use CTU's medieval-looking bathrooms. Besting even Jesus Christ, Jack Bauer has died and been resurrected twice. He has 57 people on speed dial … on the same button!
The federal agent has given birth to an equally insubordinate daughter. Kim Bauer, who has also escaped from captivity three times, stolen two cars, capped a pair of terrorists and delivered at least three motivational speeches. Like father, like daughter.
Some would argue that Jack is an inhuman robot devoid of emotion or weaknesses. One has only to listen to him yell at terrorists and watch him try and manipulate a computer to see this isn't true. In fact, the brief blips of Jack's humanity are what keep the 13.7 million Bauer-lovers coming back for more every Monday night. His uncompromising patriotism, agonized existence, and realistic ability to get away with rule breaking endears him to women and men, a tribute he shares with Chuck Norris. Unlike Norris, however, Jack would rather torture himself than star in infomercials for Total Gym Fitness.
Everyone enjoys a battle between two rugged men, but Jack Bauer versus Chuck Norris is hardly a fair fight. Seriously, anyone played by an actor born with the name Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland cannot be respected. Bah, Jack Bauer, more like Jack Sour. Wait, I can do better: Jack Bauer, more like Hack Power. There we go.
p.s Don't make mistake - I am a BIG fan
just spend a week watching season 4
eventually arrived after waiting for about 6 weeks - library got it for me - must say too bloody PREDICTIBLE - who can you expect to rescue Jack? who will run CTU? who will take control as things go too hot to handle for - DO NOT READ ON IF YOU WANT TO WATCH IT FOR YOURSELF Mr. President????
Everyone loves a super agent. Indeed, no mere mortal could have survived one plane crash, two exposures to nerve gas, a nuclear bomb and three car crashes while saving the world four times in 93 hours.
Further inspection of the agent's daily routine confirms his superhuman status. Jack Bauer doesn't need sleep. He doesn't require food or drink either, which means he never needs to use CTU's medieval-looking bathrooms. Besting even Jesus Christ, Jack Bauer has died and been resurrected twice. He has 57 people on speed dial … on the same button!
The federal agent has given birth to an equally insubordinate daughter. Kim Bauer, who has also escaped from captivity three times, stolen two cars, capped a pair of terrorists and delivered at least three motivational speeches. Like father, like daughter.
Some would argue that Jack is an inhuman robot devoid of emotion or weaknesses. One has only to listen to him yell at terrorists and watch him try and manipulate a computer to see this isn't true. In fact, the brief blips of Jack's humanity are what keep the 13.7 million Bauer-lovers coming back for more every Monday night. His uncompromising patriotism, agonized existence, and realistic ability to get away with rule breaking endears him to women and men, a tribute he shares with Chuck Norris. Unlike Norris, however, Jack would rather torture himself than star in infomercials for Total Gym Fitness.
Everyone enjoys a battle between two rugged men, but Jack Bauer versus Chuck Norris is hardly a fair fight. Seriously, anyone played by an actor born with the name Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland cannot be respected. Bah, Jack Bauer, more like Jack Sour. Wait, I can do better: Jack Bauer, more like Hack Power. There we go.
p.s Don't make mistake - I am a BIG fan
just spend a week watching season 4
eventually arrived after waiting for about 6 weeks - library got it for me - must say too bloody PREDICTIBLE - who can you expect to rescue Jack? who will run CTU? who will take control as things go too hot to handle for - DO NOT READ ON IF YOU WANT TO WATCH IT FOR YOURSELF Mr. President????--
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