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_sunshine_
_sunshine_ - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
A farmer who has been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand your claiming damages for the injuries you supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, thats' right," replied the farmer, nodding his head.
"You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better in my life.' Is that the case?" "Yeah, but..." stammered the farmer. "A simple yes or not will suffice," council interrupted quickly. "Yes," Replied the farmer.
Then it was the turn of the farmer's council to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said. "Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. Now, mate, what the hell would you have said to him?!"

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thunderballs

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_sunshine_
_sunshine_ - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
By the way guys not that I'm rubbing it in or anything but my weekend started last night! enjoy work

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_sunshine_
_sunshine_ - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
what?




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thunderballs
just teasing you I have another 12 hours to go and then

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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
well the idle rich

And I'm toiling at work (but only until 4PM)


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_sunshine_
_sunshine_ - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
Oh my it's only friday and I'm bored already... what should I do for the rest of my 4-day weekend?

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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
Oh c'mon _sun_
even the simple everyday chores can be interesting ...

for instance :

A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out.
"Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!"
"What's so peculiar about it?" the bartender said. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives."

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_sunshine_
_sunshine_ - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
olives anyone?

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