If he likes a woman to look after herself and keep in shape, he’s sexist.
If he doesn't, he’s unromantic.

If he tries to keep himself in shape, he’s vain.
If he doesn't, he’s a slob.

If he buys her flowers, he must be feeling guilty about something.
If he doesn't, he doesn’t care.

If he’s proud of his achievements, he’s a big-head.
If he doesn’t, he lacks ambition.

If HE doesn’t hear her calling, he’s ignoring her.
If SHE doesn’t hear him, he didn’t call loudly enough.

If HE misunderstands what she says, it’s because he never listens.
If SHE misunderstands him, it’s because he didn’t explain himself properly.

If SHE has a ‘headache’, she's just tired.
If HE has a ‘headache’, he doesn't love her anymore.

If HE wants it and she doesn’t, he’s over sexed.
If SHE does and he doesn't, there must be someone else.

If HE can’t make love, he’s impotent.
If SHE can’t, he’s not trying hard enough.

If she enjoys it, it’s because she’s liberated and at one with her body.
If she doesn’t, he’s crap at sex.

Well that's the way it is... you lazy, sexis, crap at sex slobs!

and we still MUST love you!!

What do you mean MUST?! I thought it came naturally


OK now I'm going to bed didnt sleep for about 36 hours now damned homework i will probably wake up on monday mornig, so enjoy your weekend!! Love ya all :cmok :kiss xxx even though none of them works...