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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
zgred - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
The average cost of rehabilitating each seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80.000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, orca, a killer whale, ate them both...

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman...

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death...

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Still having a bad day??

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No good deed goes unpunished...

_sunshine_
_sunshine_ - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
hmm yes still having a crap day i probably failed my exam today and im ill AGAIN. plus me and my boyfriend just broke up. now i have two essays to write for tomorrow... And it's only first week back in uni Shall quit now and save myself all the stress?!

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Oddam sie w dobre rece

Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
zgred - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
First: take aspirin or other anti-flu drug, and a lot of hot tea with raspberry juice.
Second: write both essays, it's easy for you!
Third: let that other (much worse) girl to take care of your ex-boyfriend; it will teach him a lesson!
Fourth: focus on your academic career, there is nothing more important now; the "right one" is waiting patiently for you
Fifth: never give up!!!!

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No good deed goes unpunished...

_sunshine_
_sunshine_ - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
god, you made it sound do easy... well i guess it is... if only i had some raspberry juice
hmm thanks that actually did make me feel better

x

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Oddam sie w dobre rece

olimps
olimps - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
my boyfriend and I....

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I bitc* and moan because it gets things done.
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