"If you can read this then I have lost my caravan."

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

"I Brake For No Apparent Reason."

"No Radio - Already Stolen"

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"Conserve toilet paper, use both sides."

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Latał sobie z radarem, pewien gacek młody, a po drodze omijał przeróżne przeszkody.... by Waligórski