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babiarz - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
McDonnell Douglas Warranty Card
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
[_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt.
[_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other
First Name: .....................................................
Initial: ........
Last Name: ......................................................
Password: ............................... (max 8 char)
Code Name: ......................................................
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ........... ........... ..........

Which model aircraft did you purchase?
[_] F-14 Tomcat
[_] F-15 Eagle
[_] F-16 Falcon [_] F-117A Stealth
[_] Classified

Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19....... / ....... /......

Serial Number:................................................

Please check where this product was purchased:
[_] Received as gift / aid package
[_] Catalog showroom
[_] Independent arms broker
[_] Mail order [_] Discount store
[_] Government surplus
[_] Classified

Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
[_] Heard loud noise, looked up
[_] Store display
[_] Espionage [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[_] Was attacked by one

Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
[_] Style / appearance
[_] Speed / maneuverability
[_] Price / value
[_] Comfort / convenience
[_] Kickback / bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson
[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation
[_] Advanced Weapons Systems
[_] Backroom politics
[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat

Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
[_] North America
[_] Iraq
[_] Central / South America
[_] Iraq
[_] Aircraft carrier
[_] Iraq
[_] Europe
[_] Iraq
[_] Middle East (not Iraq) [_] Iraq
[_] Africa
[_] Iraq
[_] Asia / Far East
[_] Iraq
[_] Misc. Third World countries
[_] Iraq
[_] Classified
[_] Iraq

Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
[_] Color TV
[_] VCR
[_] ICBM
[_] Killer Satellite
[_] CD Player [_] Air-to-Air Missiles
[_] Space Shuttle
[_] Home Computer
[_] Nuclear Weapon

How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply
[_] Communist / Socialist
[_] Terrorist
[_] Crazed
[_] Neutral [_] Democratic
[_] Dictatorship
[_] Corrupt
[_] Primitive / Tribal

How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
[_] Deficit spending
[_] Cash
[_] Suitcases of cocaine
[_] Oil revenues [_] Personal check
[_] Credit card
[_] Ransom money
[_] Traveler's check

Your occupation:
[_] Homemaker
[_] Sales / marketing
[_] Revolutionary
[_] Clerical
[_] Mercenary
[_] Tyrant [_] Middle management
[_] Eccentric billionaire
[_] Defense Minister / General
[_] Retired
[_] Student

To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
[_] Golf
[_] Boating / sailing
[_] Sabotage
[_] Running / jogging
[_] Propaganda / disinformation
[_] Destabilization / overthrow
[_] Default on loans
[_] Gardening
[_] Crafts
[_] Black market / smuggling [_] Collectibles / collections
[_] Watching sports on TV
[_] Wines
[_] Interrogation / torture
[_] Household pets
[_] Crushing rebellions
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance
[_] Fashion clothing
[_] Border disputes
[_] Mutually Assured Destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!

Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division

McDonnell Douglas Quote of the Day:
The best vitamin for making friends: B1

Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
nicku - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
Your occupation:
[_] Tyrant [_] Middle management

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Nie mówcie mi, co mam robić, a ja wam nie powiem, dokąd macie iść.

Milky
Milky - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
[x] Było [_] Nie było
[x] Mięsne [_] Niecenzuralne [?] Główna
[x] Szczypior [x] Gwóźdź

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Hope springs eternal in the human breast, man never is, but always to be blessed :>

Milky
Milky - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
S.H.I.T.
I'd totally forgotten I was at the EJ phorum...
I apologise people to whom my comment is unclear.
And as for understanding it, I'm sure most of U won't have any problems.

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Hope springs eternal in the human breast, man never is, but always to be blessed :>
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