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bigdaddy - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
.:PCBHTV NEWS:.
A lawyer from Los Angeles bought himself a pack of extremely expensive cigars and insured them in case of being burned, then he smoked them and asked the insurance company for helluva money, as they were destroyed by fire.
Nowadays he's doing time as an arsonist.

The Republican's have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!

Recently the makers of Viagra got into trouble with the FDA over their "Wild Thing" ads. In a story about the FDA's concerns over the marketing, we reported the following:
"Headache, flushing and transient abnormal vision are among adverse reactions that can be experienced when taking Viagra, according to FDA-approved labeling."
Aren't these normal "side effects" of sex itself?

Our scientists claim to have found that women undergoing in vitro fertilization doubled their chances of becoming pregnant when Christian groups prayed for them. One wonders if this works in reverse, as well. With Saturday being a "date night," perhaps that's why so many people end up in church praying every Sunday morning.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
This is the news
:bigdaddy

and now our canadian beauty

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Xanthoula - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
Hearts warming up for Christmas warmed up the weather in Ottawa. Today only -1 degree Celsius. Windchill factor brings it down to -6, but still very very warm day Humidity 99%! It's wet and damp outside, might be slippery! We are expecting light freezing rain and flurries.

Thanks you for your attention...
Your POLISH beauty

Back to you :bigdaddy

Anyone doing sports today??

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Xanthoula - Superbojowniczka · przed dinozaurami
Bertuzzi receives conditional discharge after guilty plea to assault


Hockey star Todd Bertuzzi received a conditional discharge Wednesday after admitting he "crossed the line" from aggressive play to criminal assault in his attack on Steve Moore during an NHL game last March.

After a day-long hearing that highlighted some of the uglier aspects of revenge and vigilante justice in a league already beset with public relations problems, a judge accepted Bertuzzi's guilty plea in exchange for the sentence which carries the chance of no criminal record.

The Bertuzzi sentence also includes one year of probation. During that time, Bertuzzi may not play in any game against Moore, the former Colorado Avalanche player he sucker-punched and left unconscious with two fractured vertebrae and other injuries during a game last March.

Moore, who was not in court, is without an NHL contract. He still has health issues from the assault and said his life is no longer the same and doubts he'll ever play again.

Hockey news were brought to you by Pepsi.

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bigdaddy - Superbojownik · przed dinozaurami
21-year old Joey Barton during the christmas party tries to put a lit cigar in 20-year oldJamie Tandy's eye. As a result Tandy has suffered from a burnt eyelid. Barton's action was a retaliation after Tandy tried to put Barton's shirt on fire. Both Manchester City players will be punished for unsporting behavior.
:bigdaddy

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