Dear Fishguy,

¾ of the Earth's surface is water...and only ¼ is land...
The good Lord's intentions were very clear - Man's time
should be divided accordingly:

¾ for fishing

¼ for work

This chain was started in the hope of bringing happiness to a fisherman
like you. Unlike most chains, it does not require money.
Simply send a copy of this to five fisherman friends, then bundle up
your wife and send her to the fellow whose name heads the list.
In a few weeks you will receive 16,278 women and some of them
should be dandies.
Have faith. Do not break this chain!! One man broke it and got
his wife back.

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yeah, right...