"THINGS TO DO ON AN EXAM WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE GOING TO FAIL IT ANYWAY"
1.Get a copy of the exam, then run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"
2.On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
3.15 min into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
4.Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
5.Every 5 min. stand up, collect all of your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.
6.Turn in the exam approx 30 min into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
7.If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
8.During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
9.Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About every 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
10.Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up.
1.Get a copy of the exam, then run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"
2.On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
3.15 min into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
4.Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
5.Every 5 min. stand up, collect all of your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.
6.Turn in the exam approx 30 min into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
7.If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
8.During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
9.Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About every 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
10.Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up.