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Forum > English Jokes > Golf Joke no 9
Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
hauptmann_kluska Superbojownik od 10 czerwca 2005
2007-01-10 12:30:24 Zgłoś
A duffer hits a wicked slice of the tee that ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer.


When he got to his ball, he was greeted by the unintentional target, who angrily told him of the near miss.
"I'm very sorry" the errant golfer said, "I didn't have time to holler fore".

That's funny the man replyed, you had plenty time to holler "SHIT".

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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
Dortann Brakujące Ogniwo od 22 marca 2006 | Poznańska Warszawa
2007-01-10 13:10:52 Zgłoś

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thunderballs
thunderballs Superbojownik od 14 stycznia 2004 | Ringwood
2007-01-11 16:09:01 Zgłoś


George walks into the locker room about to play a round and meets his pal Fred, who's just finished.
'Hello mate, how did you play?' he asks.
Fred says: 'I started eight, eight, eight, eight, nine.'
'Nine?' says George, with surprise.
'Well', says Fred: 'I'm not a bloody machine.'

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Hej, a może by tak wstawić swoje zdjęcie? To łatwe proste i szybkie. Poczujesz się bardziej jak u siebie.
hauptmann_kluska Superbojownik od 10 czerwca 2005
2007-01-12 12:57:36 Zgłoś


A fellow comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Tom O'Brien in the games anymore.
The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?"
"Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife.
"Well," says the husband, "neither would Tom O'Brien."

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hawkins
hawkins Moderator Demoralizator od 1 marca 2001 | GG: 1324774
2007-01-12 15:22:31 Zgłoś

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