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Forum > Hyde Park V > :chaos mi przypomniał...
Neovigo
Neovigo Superbojownik od 8 marca 2005 | Green Mountain
2008-02-13 13:27:00 Zgłoś


Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday!
Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that?
Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...

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Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

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Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

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Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

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Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

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Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing paper]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

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Rex Kramer: [talking to Steve McCroskey] Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.
[to Striker]
Rex Kramer: Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?
Ted Striker: No, never.
Rex Kramer: Shit. It's a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane.


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lujeran
lujeran exSuperbojownik od 29 lipca 2004 | Kotenhafen
2008-02-13 13:28:41 Zgłoś
O, k***......

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lujeran
lujeran exSuperbojownik od 29 lipca 2004 | Kotenhafen
2008-02-13 14:14:51 Zgłoś
Chaos! I po co przypominasz ? Potem wyskakuję z czymś głupim i jest wstyd przed Ryśkiem

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