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Catuenn
Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Stuck in a big house Food always there for me Open my eyes Stretch in the sunlight Pee I'm just a house cat I need no sympathy 'Cause they pick me up Carry me 'round Clean my box Scoop my mounds Any way the winds blow There's always catnip For me Mama, just killed a mouse Put my teeth around his head Bit his head off Now he's dead Mama, I could have had a friend But now it's just a toy to throw around Mama, I didn't mean to make you scream But if you find another one tomorrow Meow meow meow meow meow meow Because they don't really matter Tuesday, a hairball comes Sends a reflex down my throat I start bleating like a goat Sorry, it's just got to go And you come home and find it on the floor Mama, meow meow meow I didn't want that mouse to die But I don't get any excitement here at all I see a little silhouette-o of a frog Croak-a croak croak-a croak It's jumping 'cross the floor now Lizard, skinks, snakes and bugs Very very happy me! Tom and Jerry Tom and Jerry Tom and Jerry Tom and Jerry Tom and Jerry Jinx and Trixie Snaggletooth I'm just a house cat Nobody loves me He's just a house cat From a broken family Taken from the pound Neutered like a clown A necessity? Here they come, there they go Flying high, crawling low Syl-vest-ter no! Is that a mouse inside my house? Let it go Syl-vest-ter no! Is that a frog inside my house? Let it go Syl-vest-ter no! Is that a snake inside my house? Let it go! Never no-no nada nien nien Could be my fodder Oh meow meow meow meow meow Mama meow meow Let it go! A kangaroo! Pepe le pew A cat tree For me For me!!!! TOUCHE MONSIEUR PUSSYCAT! (Much mayhem) Nothing really matters Even a dog could see Leave the food and go to work Leave me Any way the winds blow

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Plik: 88c1b7eCatuenn
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Dodano: 2019-03-02 10:54:58
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