Gomenasai, my name is Hitler-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old German Otaku (Mukashibanashi fan for you gaijins). I paint kaiga and gadō on mein hardboard, und spend my days perfecting my art and superior Japanese entertainment. (Noh, Hanafuda)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, und is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword from Hirohito zwei years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When the war is over, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an graphic designer for Nintendo cards or a kaiga painter!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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