A priest and an Australian shepherd met each other in the final of a quiz show. After answering all the normal questions, they were neckandneck with the same number of points and the quizmaster had to set a deciding question. The question was, to compose a rhyme in 5 minuts including the word "Timbuktu". After the 5 minuts, the priest presented his poem:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible trought and trough
on my way to Timbuktu..."
The audience was thrilled and celebrated the churchman as the winner. However, the Aussi stepped forward and recited:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two..."