Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says:
- I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...Young,Urban,Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.
The second guy says:
- I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet.
The third guy says:
- I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker.
They turn to the woman and ask her:
- What are you?
- I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.