The priest asks him what happened.

The man says he was playing golf and hit a beautiful drive, but it sliced into the woods.

The priest asks, “is that when you said the bad word,” and the man says , “no Father, the ball hit a tree and ricocheted out of the woods but went into a sand trap” and the priest says “oh, I see, so that’s when you said the bad word” and the man says “no father, the ball hit a rake and bounced onto the green within a foot of the cup”

And the priest slaps his forehead and yells “DON’T TELL ME YOU MISSED THE FUCKING PUTT!”

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