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Forum > English Jokes > A Jew and Arab walk into a bakery
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Gutex1 - Superbojownik · 7 lat temu
The Arab immediately steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The Jew says to the Arab, "That's typical of you Arabs. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"
The Jew replies, "Look in the Arab's back pocket....."

Colinek_szczecin

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aspirine93
aspirine93 - Superbojownik · 7 lat temu
I heard the simlar version of this joke with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton (in this order of course).

Dobra, a teraz walę w kimono, bo jutro do pracy i trzeba być z deka trzeźwym...

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Lesio5
Lesio5 - Superbojownik · 7 lat temu
:aspirine93
I've heard jeśli już ....

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