A man receives the following text message from his neighbor.

"I'm So Sorry, Bob. I've Been Riddled With Guilt and I Have to Confess. I've Been Tapping Your Wife, Day and Night, When You're Not Around. In Fact, More Than You! I'm Not Getting Any at Home, But That's No Excuse.

I Can No Longer Live With The Guilt, and I Hope You Will Accept My Sincerest Apology With My Promise That It Won't Happen Again. If You Want, I Will Pay You For The Services."

The man, mad with rage, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife dead. A few moments later, a second text came in.

"Damn Auto Correct! I Meant Your 'WIFI' Not Your 'WIFE'."