Perfect Day for Woman and Men

10:00
Light workout at club with
handsome, funny personal trainer.

10:30
Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.

12:00
Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.

12:45
Notice ex-boyfriend’s wife, she has gained 30 lbs.

1:00
Shopping with friends.

3:00
Nap.

4:00
A dozen roses delivered by florist.
Card is from a secret admirer.

4:15
Light workout at club followed
by a gentle massage.

5:30
Pick outfit for dinner.
Primp before mirror.

7:30
Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.

10:00
Hot shower. Alone.

10:30
Make love.

11:00
Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15
Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN

6:00
Alarm.

6:15
Blowjob.

6:30
Massive dump while reading the sports section.

7:00
Breakfast.
Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.

7:30
Limo arrives.

7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport

8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.

9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.

9:45
Play front nine at Augusta,
finish 2 under par.

11:30
Blowjob

11:45
Lunch.
2 dozen oysters on the half shell.
3 Heinekens.

12:15
Blowjob.

12:30
Play back nine at Augusta,
finish 4 under par.

2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.

2:20
Blowjob

2:30
Private jet to Nassau,
Bahamas. Nap.

3:15
Late afternoon fishing excursion
with topless female crew.

4:15
Blowjob

4:30
Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.

5:00
Jet back home.
En route, get massage from naked supermodel.

7:00
Watch Sportscenter.

7:30
Dinner.
Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.

9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.

10:00
Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.

11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.

11:45
Go to bed.

11:46
One last blowjob

11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.

12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep.

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